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December 4, 2004
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Next show: Tuesday, December 7 at 3 pm Eastern.
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Santa December 14, 2004 7:41 am
The George Bush Virus – Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus – Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. The Clinton Virus – Gives you a permanent Hard
Drive with NO memory. The Al Gore Virus – Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The Bob Dole Virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus – Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus – Terminates some files, then leaves, but will be back. The Mike Tyson Virus – Quits after two bytes. The Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus – Disks can no longer
be inserted. The Prozak Virus – Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn’t care. The Michael Jackson Virus – Only attacks minor files The Lorena Bobbitt Virus – Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5
inch floppy … then discards it through Windows.