Ban Left-Hand Marriage!
I know there are some who say that being left-handed is not a choice…
That people are “born” that way.
We all know we choose which hand to write with and feed ourselves.
And this disgusting abnormal perversion of this radical minority cannot be the will of God.
After all, in every human society from the beginning of time,
Right is “right”! It says so in every language.
Left is sinister, evil, gauche, maladroit.
Right is “droit”, right, correct, the Law!
And left-handed people, unlike gay people, are more likely to propagate.
Do you want your child taught by a left-handed teacher?
Taught that it’s OK to be left handed?
Taught that left-handed people are “normal” and “creative” and “healthy, functioning human beings”?
Do you want YOUR child to be left-handed and unable to use common tools and machinery?
No way! I will NOT support the Southpaw Agenda
The great majority of us are right-handed.
Being “Sinister” is a choice, as legions of “Ex-Southpaws” will tell you.
We must amend the Federal Constitution and every State Constitution in America to protect the sanctity of what all of humanity knows to be “Right.”
Marriage is between two “normal”