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Bail Out!

September 24, 2008

Conservatives complain that welfare mothers spend $30 a month on cable TV. But when their yacht-riding, multi-house-owning, massive-risk-taking-but-not-allowed-to-fail billionaire friends come knocking for a Government handout, they triple the deficit with nary a peep.
$700 billion. Wow, I thought conservatives were opposed to socialism. And they keep saying they care about taxpayers. Nope. All lies. They just want to make sure that the superrich don’t have to give up their Ferraris so that the rest of America gets health care.
As for me, I’d rather see the welfare moms have cable TV so their children at least have something to do. As our penny-pinching-for-the-poor Government has cut back on after-school programs, at least the kids are off the streets.
And the corporate CEOs? I’d like to see them homeless and destitute. Oh they can still get blankets and go to shelters and eat at soup kitchens. I haven’t given up all my liberal values. And welfare’s cheaper than prison.

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  • Robt September 28, 2008 7:45 pm

    Newt Gingrich and FOX news Brit Hume disagree with the word, “bailout”. They want it called a “rescue”. So it will be more palletable to Americans.
    You know like the RESCUE(s) that took place after Katrina….