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Bush Administration Accidentally Allows 380 Tons of High-Grade Explosives Fall Into Hands of Iraqi Terrorists

October 25, 2004

(archived broadcast )
“Oops,” Bush’s spokesman reported. “It’s like the weapons of mass destruction. We just misplaced them, but they have to be around somewhere!”
The above quotation is fictitious, but the problem is real. Despite knowing of their exact location, the Bush Administration was too busy protecting oil fields to prevent 380 tons of high-grade explosives in Iraq from following into the hands of Iraqi insurgents.
The Administration has tried to cover up this story, just as they have ordered the CIA to withhold its report detailing the colossal errors of the Bush Administration leading up to 9/11 until after the election.
My guest is John Kerry’s National Security Advisor Dr. Susan E. Rice (the OTHER Dr. Rice).

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  • Fred Dawes October 30, 2004 4:51 am

    You really can’t say much, but,”OH GOD HELP US ALL” Next stop 100 u.s. troops killed, sad. sad, sad. By the way is this 1966? It looks like it?
    anyway I hate to tell people this, but bush is starting to look like LBJ.

  • Akmed the Insurgent October 28, 2004 6:31 pm

    Ben, you’re unflapable–but when the plastique arrives–I suggest you ease-off on the cell-phone use, mortgage to the hilt, and make sure your home-owners’ is paid up.

  • ben October 28, 2004 1:50 pm

    Just what I have always wanted!