Rigging the Election
(archived broadcast )
Are the Conspiracy Theorists Right? – Most of today’s broadcast is devoted to the shocking affidavit of Clinton Curtis, who says he was hired by the Florida Speaker of the House, Republican Tom Feeney, to rig voting on electronic machines.
Other issues to discuss:
1) Heil Scalia! – Scalia says that it was the athiesm of Nazi Germany that caused the Holocaust
2) Infallible Bush – Pakistani Leader Musharraf says that the world is far less safe since we invaded Iraq and that Bush’s decision to invade was a “mistake.” Within an hour, he’s forced to retract his statement.
3) Segregation Now, Segregation Forever! – Alabama voters decide to keep Jim Crow laws on the books.
4) Two America Update – Republicans cut Pell Grants below the population increase. Red-state voters apparently are against sending poor and middle class kids to college. “That’s for rich folk,” stated Johnny Appleseed, “We like to keep our younguns’ here on the farm!”
“Stop government subsidies to the liberal educated elite,” he added with a sneer, “and keep those blue-state subsidies to pay farmers like me for not growing nothing! Hell, I done not growed nothing for 10 years in a row. I DESERVE the government payments.”